Now personally I think Easter is a great time of the year, what with all of the chocolate eggs I can eat and on occasions a bit of cash on hand too but many people would disagree with this and why is this you ask?
Easter Egg Fatties
Well, a lot of people (mostly women) will get a lot of chocolate eggs and scoff the lot within a couple of weeks and then complain the next time they get onto the scales simple because they have put on their fair share of weight. Now if you have read this blog before you know I am not going to feel sorry for these people at all.
The fact is that if you have put on a couple of pounds then the only person you have to blame is yourself, that’s right you fat cow, and you wonder why your partner cannot bare to look at you in the bedroom anymore. TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE LOVE!
The best thing to do this Easter is to stop being such greedy cunts and take things slow, a bit of chocolate is great but you will find yourself looking worse than a love child from Susan Boyle and Rik Waller which I can assure you would be the most disgusting human being ever to be put onto this planet and would most likely be shot upon birth.
So have fun this Easter guys, just make sure you don’t all turn out to be fat bastards by the end of April!
So fat people of Easter:
Mr Black has just KICKED YOUR ASS!