N-Dubz Dappy Caught Taking Drugs

On April 30, 2010, In Celebrity Bullshit, By MrBlack
Surprise, surprise the ignorant CHAV singer (if you can call him a singer) has been caught taking meow meow. Now for a guy that is supposed to be a role model for children he really isn’t doing very well at all.

Apprently he apologised to the fans so that’s that one cleared up right? HOW IS THIS FUCKING TWAT ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH IT! Oh well the video was taken before the drug was banned so that is okay right? Well no, because he has also been thrown out of popular theme park Alton Towers for having smoked cannabis on site. Is there anyone on this planet more retarded than this cunt?

The guy should be shot or at the very least throw in jail with the key very clearly sent up to the moon. He then comes onto national television saying how wrong it was for him to do it and that his fans should certainly not take part in any drug taking.

So let’s get this straight, he thinks that all of his stupid CHAV fans that follow him are not going to do the same as him, the guy is deluded for fuck sake.

So what is Dappy going to do next, threaten someone else that pisses him off, take yet more drugs or perhaps rape is next on the agenda?

Well Dappy if you ever find this fucking bring it on you sad excuse for a human being!

So once again Dappy, Mr Black has just KICKED YOUR ASS!
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Dead Child Molester Gets $200 Million

On March 19, 2010, In Celebrity Bullshit, By MrBlack

Yes that’s right the alleged child molester Michael Jackson has received $200 million beyond the grave this week as the Jackson estate have made a massive deal with Sony.

A HEE HEE Motherfuckers

This deal has been made so Sony have the exclusive rights over the next 10 Jackson albums along with video games and DVD’s all within a 7 year period. Is there really much more of his content that people want to here? Let’s face it, apart from the hits, his music was not that great, he had a decent selection of songs yes but after this they got worse and worse.

The, This Is It song for example is one of the worst Jackson songs I have ever heard in my life and if this is the kind of trash that fans are going to have to put up with then Sony have just thrown away a lot of money. Mind you they are used to doing that anyway, Playstation Home, great idea that you stupid Sim copying fuckers!

Jackson’s albums have rocketed in sales since his demise in 2009 and this is because fans are simply being idiots, you already have all of the albums and songs stored away in the loft you stupid fuckers!

Jackson Video Game

I cannot imagine a video game featuring Michael Jackson released nowadays, perhaps it is going to be a lot like the recent game, Dante’s Inferno in that it is going to feature unbaptised babies although perhaps in this game we wont be killing them. I am not really interested in turning my Xbox on to see Jackson up in his wishing tree or riding his train in Neverland. For fuck sake people get a grip!

Give Jackson A Break

In all seriousness I think that the poor guy needs to be left alone, it doesn’t matter if he was guilty of molesting a child or not, he was a great artist and I think he would be outraged at the family and Sony making a fortune from his music that he most likely wanted to keep private.

So Sony and the Jackson estate,

Mr Black has just KICKED YOUR ASS!

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