N-Dubz Dappy Caught Taking Drugs

On April 30, 2010, In Celebrity Bullshit, By MrBlack
Surprise, surprise the ignorant CHAV singer (if you can call him a singer) has been caught taking meow meow. Now for a guy that is supposed to be a role model for children he really isn’t doing very well at all.

Apprently he apologised to the fans so that’s that one cleared up right? HOW IS THIS FUCKING TWAT ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH IT! Oh well the video was taken before the drug was banned so that is okay right? Well no, because he has also been thrown out of popular theme park Alton Towers for having smoked cannabis on site. Is there anyone on this planet more retarded than this cunt?

The guy should be shot or at the very least throw in jail with the key very clearly sent up to the moon. He then comes onto national television saying how wrong it was for him to do it and that his fans should certainly not take part in any drug taking.

So let’s get this straight, he thinks that all of his stupid CHAV fans that follow him are not going to do the same as him, the guy is deluded for fuck sake.

So what is Dappy going to do next, threaten someone else that pisses him off, take yet more drugs or perhaps rape is next on the agenda?

Well Dappy if you ever find this fucking bring it on you sad excuse for a human being!

So once again Dappy, Mr Black has just KICKED YOUR ASS!
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Fatties At Easter

On April 4, 2010, In Save The UK, By MrBlack

Now personally I think Easter is a great time of the year, what with all of the chocolate eggs I can eat and on occasions a bit of cash on hand too but many people would disagree with this and why is this you ask?

Easter Egg Fatties

Well, a lot of people (mostly women) will get a lot of chocolate eggs and scoff the lot within a couple of weeks and then complain the next time they get onto the scales simple because they have put on their fair share of weight. Now if you have read this blog before you know I am not going to feel sorry for these people at all.

The fact is that if you have put on a couple of pounds then the only person you have to blame is yourself, that’s right you fat cow, and you wonder why your partner cannot bare to look at you in the bedroom anymore. TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE LOVE!

The best thing to do this Easter is to stop being such greedy cunts and take things slow, a bit of chocolate is great but you will find yourself looking worse than a love child from Susan Boyle and Rik Waller which I can assure you would be the most disgusting human being ever to be put onto this planet and would most likely be shot upon birth.

So have fun this Easter guys, just make sure you don’t all turn out to be fat bastards by the end of April!

So fat people of Easter:
Mr Black has just KICKED YOUR ASS!

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