Dead Child Molester Gets $200 Million

Yes that’s right the alleged child molester Michael Jackson has received $200 million beyond the grave this week as the Jackson estate have made a massive deal with Sony.

A HEE HEE Motherfuckers

This deal has been made so Sony have the exclusive rights over the next 10 Jackson albums along with video games and DVD’s all within a 7 year period. Is there really much more of his content that people want to here? Let’s face it, apart from the hits, his music was not that great, he had a decent selection of songs yes but after this they got worse and worse.

The, This Is It song for example is one of the worst Jackson songs I have ever heard in my life and if this is the kind of trash that fans are going to have to put up with then Sony have just thrown away a lot of money. Mind you they are used to doing that anyway, Playstation Home, great idea that you stupid Sim copying fuckers!

Jackson’s albums have rocketed in sales since his demise in 2009 and this is because fans are simply being idiots, you already have all of the albums and songs stored away in the loft you stupid fuckers!

Jackson Video Game

I cannot imagine a video game featuring Michael Jackson released nowadays, perhaps it is going to be a lot like the recent game, Dante’s Inferno in that it is going to feature unbaptised babies although perhaps in this game we wont be killing them. I am not really interested in turning my Xbox on to see Jackson up in his wishing tree or riding his train in Neverland. For fuck sake people get a grip!

Give Jackson A Break

In all seriousness I think that the poor guy needs to be left alone, it doesn’t matter if he was guilty of molesting a child or not, he was a great artist and I think he would be outraged at the family and Sony making a fortune from his music that he most likely wanted to keep private.

So Sony and the Jackson estate,

Mr Black has just KICKED YOUR ASS!

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It has recently come to my attention that new ranges of condoms are going to be hitting the shelves. If you are like me you would first think, great what kind of awesome features has this new batch got? Well sorry to let you down (excuse the pun) but these are made for boys as young as 12.

CONDOMS FOR 12 YR OLD BOYS?!

What the fuck does this company think they are doing? This is going to do nothing else other than promote sexual activity in children. Surely these should be banned? Of course the argument from this company is that we are going to be seeing a fall in the amount of child pregnancies, well yes this may happen but we are going to see a rise in the amount of children having illegal sex.

Although it is important to teach children about sex it is not appropriate to be showing sexual programmes in school to 7-8 yr old children which is exactly what is happening at the moment. Children almost think that it is okay to do something like this at a young age because a condom is on the market for this and there is only one thing I can say, this is FUCKED UP!

CHAV Children Love Sex

Many of you may have noticed that my dislike of CHAV’s is not hidden within this site and it is very true to say that the children living amongst shit parents and within council estates are mostly at blame for this disgusting behaviour. So to all of those mothers and fathers out there who have children having sex at the age of 12, I personally think you all deserve to be shot, you are bad parents who likely smoke around your kids and could not give a fuck about what they are doing.

These condoms should not be released here in the UK, I couldn’t care less what Switzerland do, they are a useless country that haven’t done anything to help anyone other than themselves in the history of mankind!

If you think your child is getting into sex at the age of 12 then I suggest doing one thing:
Get off the fags and booze for one, stop speaking like a twat and treat the kids like children for crying out loud!

To all you bad parents and the children that want to grow up too soon:


MrBlack has just KICKED YOUR ASS!

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