This is just a quick post to say, I know I have been away from the site for a while, I am back and I am warning all spammers to get the fuck away.
Mrblack
On July 4, 2010, In Celebrity Bullshit, By MrBlack
On April 30, 2010, In Celebrity Bullshit, By MrBlack
Surprise, surprise the ignorant CHAV singer (if you can call him a singer) has been caught taking meow meow. Now for a guy that is supposed to be a role model for children he really isn’t doing very well at all.
Apprently he apologised to the fans so that’s that one cleared up right? HOW IS THIS FUCKING TWAT ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH IT! Oh well the video was taken before the drug was banned so that is okay right? Well no, because he has also been thrown out of popular theme park Alton Towers for having smoked cannabis on site. Is there anyone on this planet more retarded than this cunt?
The guy should be shot or at the very least throw in jail with the key very clearly sent up to the moon. He then comes onto national television saying how wrong it was for him to do it and that his fans should certainly not take part in any drug taking.
So let’s get this straight, he thinks that all of his stupid CHAV fans that follow him are not going to do the same as him, the guy is deluded for fuck sake.
So what is Dappy going to do next, threaten someone else that pisses him off, take yet more drugs or perhaps rape is next on the agenda?
Well Dappy if you ever find this fucking bring it on you sad excuse for a human being!
So once again Dappy, Mr Black has just KICKED YOUR ASS!
On April 4, 2010, In Save The UK, By MrBlack
Now personally I think Easter is a great time of the year, what with all of the chocolate eggs I can eat and on occasions a bit of cash on hand too but many people would disagree with this and why is this you ask?
Easter Egg Fatties
Well, a lot of people (mostly women) will get a lot of chocolate eggs and scoff the lot within a couple of weeks and then complain the next time they get onto the scales simple because they have put on their fair share of weight. Now if you have read this blog before you know I am not going to feel sorry for these people at all.
The fact is that if you have put on a couple of pounds then the only person you have to blame is yourself, that’s right you fat cow, and you wonder why your partner cannot bare to look at you in the bedroom anymore. TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE LOVE!
The best thing to do this Easter is to stop being such greedy cunts and take things slow, a bit of chocolate is great but you will find yourself looking worse than a love child from Susan Boyle and Rik Waller which I can assure you would be the most disgusting human being ever to be put onto this planet and would most likely be shot upon birth.
So have fun this Easter guys, just make sure you don’t all turn out to be fat bastards by the end of April!
So fat people of Easter:
Mr Black has just KICKED YOUR ASS!
On March 19, 2010, In Celebrity Bullshit, By MrBlack
Yes that’s right the alleged child molester Michael Jackson has received $200 million beyond the grave this week as the Jackson estate have made a massive deal with Sony.
A HEE HEE Motherfuckers
This deal has been made so Sony have the exclusive rights over the next 10 Jackson albums along with video games and DVD’s all within a 7 year period. Is there really much more of his content that people want to here? Let’s face it, apart from the hits, his music was not that great, he had a decent selection of songs yes but after this they got worse and worse.
The, This Is It song for example is one of the worst Jackson songs I have ever heard in my life and if this is the kind of trash that fans are going to have to put up with then Sony have just thrown away a lot of money. Mind you they are used to doing that anyway, Playstation Home, great idea that you stupid Sim copying fuckers!
Jackson’s albums have rocketed in sales since his demise in 2009 and this is because fans are simply being idiots, you already have all of the albums and songs stored away in the loft you stupid fuckers!
Jackson Video Game
I cannot imagine a video game featuring Michael Jackson released nowadays, perhaps it is going to be a lot like the recent game, Dante’s Inferno in that it is going to feature unbaptised babies although perhaps in this game we wont be killing them. I am not really interested in turning my Xbox on to see Jackson up in his wishing tree or riding his train in Neverland. For fuck sake people get a grip!
Give Jackson A Break
In all seriousness I think that the poor guy needs to be left alone, it doesn’t matter if he was guilty of molesting a child or not, he was a great artist and I think he would be outraged at the family and Sony making a fortune from his music that he most likely wanted to keep private.
So Sony and the Jackson estate,
Mr Black has just KICKED YOUR ASS!
On March 5, 2010, In Save The UK, By MrBlack
It has recently come to my attention that new ranges of condoms are going to be hitting the shelves. If you are like me you would first think, great what kind of awesome features has this new batch got? Well sorry to let you down (excuse the pun) but these are made for boys as young as 12.
CONDOMS FOR 12 YR OLD BOYS?!
What the fuck does this company think they are doing? This is going to do nothing else other than promote sexual activity in children. Surely these should be banned? Of course the argument from this company is that we are going to be seeing a fall in the amount of child pregnancies, well yes this may happen but we are going to see a rise in the amount of children having illegal sex.
Although it is important to teach children about sex it is not appropriate to be showing sexual programmes in school to 7-8 yr old children which is exactly what is happening at the moment. Children almost think that it is okay to do something like this at a young age because a condom is on the market for this and there is only one thing I can say, this is FUCKED UP!
CHAV Children Love Sex
Many of you may have noticed that my dislike of CHAV’s is not hidden within this site and it is very true to say that the children living amongst shit parents and within council estates are mostly at blame for this disgusting behaviour. So to all of those mothers and fathers out there who have children having sex at the age of 12, I personally think you all deserve to be shot, you are bad parents who likely smoke around your kids and could not give a fuck about what they are doing.
These condoms should not be released here in the UK, I couldn’t care less what Switzerland do, they are a useless country that haven’t done anything to help anyone other than themselves in the history of mankind!
If you think your child is getting into sex at the age of 12 then I suggest doing one thing:
Get off the fags and booze for one, stop speaking like a twat and treat the kids like children for crying out loud!
To all you bad parents and the children that want to grow up too soon:
MrBlack has just KICKED YOUR ASS!
On February 19, 2010, In Save The UK, By MrBlack
Most women, in fact I would say at least 80% of them will go out and find a partner and settle down with them before they even think about having kids but there do seem to be many younger women out there with a baby and no man in sight, why is this?
Typical CHAV Single Parent
Most Of These Women Are.. WHORES
Many of the single women out there with babies are whores, it really is as simple as that. I spot so many younger women around my age going out with almost nothing on, almost asking to be bent over and raped. These women are often looking for nothing more than a cock up their extremely large vaginas. Of course it doesn’t feel as good without a condom so the girl is eventually going to get pregnant or at the very least, be given an STD. I have no sympathy for these people. Make the person you are having sex with put a condom on or better yet GET TO FUCKING KNOW THE GUY YOU SLAG!
Plans?
The Truth is that many women actually plan to have a one night stand with someone simply so they can have a baby and make the council put a roof over their heads. I didn’t think that a CHAV could be that clever but it seems they are capable of messing the council about along with being a general cunt to society. These women are sick, they are the types of women that smoke all over their children and they should be shot. There is no way a woman like this should be allowed to give birth.
So for all of those women that are purposely getting pregnant:
MrBlack has just KICKED YOUR ASS
On February 7, 2010, In Football, By MrBlack
Pasted all over the news this week has been John Terry’s ugly face and for what reason? Because he went off and shagged someone else’s misses?
Source Wikipedia
The fact is that it happens all of the time in the real world and if Bridge is stupid enough to get with someone that simply cannot keep her vaginal gate shut to other men then what is supposed to happen?
Terry is a prized cunt who never deserved to be captain of the England team in the first place. Sure he can play the game but if I am being honest I couldn’t actually give a flying fuck about football or whether or not we even win one match of the world cup.
Am I being unpatriotic? Of course not.
Football Is For Pussies
It really is that simple; anyone who likes the sport is a thug who wants nothing more than to bash someone of an opposing teams head in or has nothing better to do at the weekend. Anyone that plays the sport is an overpaid ridiculously thick, woman. Have you seen the way they cry when they get injured or lose a match? This is not even opinion but FACT!
Why people get the amount of money do is beyond me, think of all of the money that could be put back into the people of this country or helping out the people of Haiti who are recovering from a terrible disaster.
I have personally had enough of seeing Terry’s ugly mug on the front of the newspaper and wish that the boring twats that actually care about his captain status would go and talk about it and masturbate over football in the privacy of their own homes.
John Terry:
MrBlack has just KICKED YOUR ASS
On January 31, 2010, In Celebrity Bullshit, Save The UK, By MrBlack
There is not a single day where I do not open the newspaper to find at least 5 celebrity facts that I couldn’t actually give a flying fuck about. But why do they even include information about them in the paper, after all it isn’t really what I would call news.
There Are Some Really Sad People Out There
An Example Of A Celebrity Lover
One of the reasons that the newspapers publish shit about all of these celebrity’s is simply because there are people out there that wake up in the morning and are actually really interested in them. WHY? Opening the newspaper this morning I found out that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt turned up to an awards ceremony together and that their marriage might not actually be in trouble. Great, well that just wasted 30 seconds of my fucking life so cheers for that.
The funny thing is that people actually comment on all of this and talk about it all at work. “Oh he was better off with Jennifer Anniston”, “Oh I’m glad their battling through it” are just two of the ones I have heard so far. I have only one thing to say to these people: Get A Fucking Life!
The types of people that are interested in what celebrity’s get up to on a day to day basis are usually in their mid twenties and are clearly not getting enough action in the sack or perhaps have nothing better to do.
Celebrity Deaths
Another thing that makes me laugh is that people also care when a celebrity dies. I remember when Jade Goody finally hit the floor everyone was upset at what they thought about and called her when she was alive and that she did a great thing for cancer victims in her last few weeks.
Well, no she really didn’t she got all of the money she could before she died and gave it to her kids. Okay, a great thing for the kids but was she helping cancer charities? Like hell she was. She is doing the world more use where she is now! So why am I against Jade Goody?
1. She was one of the most selfish women to ever have existed.
2. She was incredibly racist
3. She never did anything to help cancer, the papers were forgiving in her final days, I am not.
4. It’s Jade Goody
5. I always wanted to give her a slap
How about Stephen Gately? I also remember reading this in the newspaper and not giving two shits but it would seem thousands of women were almost in tears. So girls, why were you so upset? Reasons I don’t see the point in women caring:
1. He was a bender so you would have never have had the “luxury” of having his cock shoved up your front passage.
2. He was part of Boyzone
3. He never drank, yet decided to get himself hammered
4. He was part of Boyzone
5. Who is Stephen Gately?
6- Bonus: He was a part of Boyzone
Being serious for a moment, when the average Joe pops his clogs there isn’t a soul outside the main family and friends group that gives a damn so why should we care if some loud mouth cunt or raving bender we don’t even know dies?
So the next time you are reading about the fashion sense of Lady GaGa or getting the latest update on Jackson’s strange death why don’t you put the fucking paper down, and do something with your life!
So for all of you Celebrity Lovers Out There
MrBlack Has Just KICKED YOUR ASS
On January 19, 2010, In Celebrity Bullshit, By MrBlack
Welcome to kick ass,the site where I really couldn’t give a damn who I insult!
For the first post I thought that I would start with something that has been pissing me off for the last couple of days- Dappy from N-Dubz.
Now I have to say that I am not a fan of the music, I am not really interested in listening to some CHAV disgrace rap about losing his father, how emotional. Now I would give a damn if it wasn’t for the way he is with the world. You will hardly ever see him without his “eye catching headwear” which I personally think makes him look like an even bigger TWAT than he already is. I have also noticed that he seems to walk like he has just shat his pants, or has had a huge cock up his ass, I for one think it could be a combination of the two.
The real reason that I am pissed off with this stupid excuse for a person is the fact that he cannot take criticism. In fact recently someone phoned into a radio station to have a bit of a joke about him and what did he do? Well he got in touch and managed to get a hold of this innocent woman’s phone number and repeatedly sent her death threats over text. Now does that sound like someone who is trying to prevent violence in the world?
Here is the actual story of what happened:
“On Tuesday 12 January 2010, Contostavlos appeared on the Chris Moyles Show on BBC Radio 1 along with Fazer and Tulisa. The show received a text message from a Chloe Moody in Boston, Lincolnshire complaining that Dappy was “vile” and “a little boy with a silly hat” and that N-Dubz were “losers”. Dappy secretly copied Moody’s phone number from the studio console and, the following day, tried calling her and sent threatening messages including: “Your [sic] gonna die. U sent a very bad msg towards Ndubz on The Chris Moyels [sic] show yesterday Morning and for that reason u will never be left alone!!! u say sorry I will leave u alone u ****.” Moody claimed that she continued to receive messages after declining to apologise, one of which said: “u dum f****** ***head u can call me names over the radio but when I call u direct u chicken out u punk!nana f****** niii, Dappy.” (the asterisks are not Dappy’s own). Dappy’s management later apologised on his behalf and offered free tickets to one of his concerts, however he has not apologised to Moody personally.[8] N-Dubz have now been dropped from the Government’s Anti-Bullying ‘R U Cybersafe?’ campaign due to this”
This guy is a 1st class wanker and I don’t think he has any right to have influence over any people in this world. That’s right, it is people like this that are influencing the younger generations of today and then people go out and ask why the world is so fucked up? Not only this, it is very clear this guy cannot speak a single word of English. The best part of all of this is the fact that their management offered them free tickets. FREE TICKETS? Oh that’s right I forgot the woman rang up to actually say that N-Dubz were an awesome band and that she couldn’t wait to see them live. What a fucking insult.
All in all, Dappy and the rest of the shit band:
MrBlack has just KICKED YOUR ASS!
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